Absolutely Nothing - LYRICS

LILY ALLEN LYRICS

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"Absolutely Nothing"

I'm on the doorstep with my key turned in the door,

Walk the livin room and you're side on my floor

My heart is achin and i've never felt this bad

I pinch myself to check that all of this is real

Keep thinkin i'm not lettin on I feel this sad

Then you've got the cheek to ask me how I feel

And I say

Absolutley nothing, i'm absolutley fine

Absolutely nothing you can say to change my mind

Absolutely nothing, i'm absolutely fine

Absolutely nothing you can say to change my mind

I know that you just want to see me get upset

My world turned upside down so what did you expect?

My heart is achin and i've never felt this bad

I pinch myself to check that all of this is real

Keep thinkin i'm not lettin on I feel this sad

Then you've got the cheek to ask me how I feel

And I say

Absolutley nothing, i'm absolutley fine

Absolutely nothing you can say to change my mind

Absolutely nothing, i'm absolutely fine

Absolutely nothing you can say to change my mind

You've seen me cry, too many times

But not this time, no, not this time

I don't need you, to help me through

I'll be just fine, i'll be just fine

And I say

Absolutley nothing, i'm absolutley fine

Absolutely nothing you can say to change my mind

Absolutely nothing, i'm absolutely fine

Absolutely nothing you can say to change my mind [x3]

Cheryl Tweedy

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"Cheryl Tweedy"

I wish I had one good reason why

I should stay

How'd I get myself

Into this place?

I wish had qualities like

Sympathy

Fidelity

Sobriety

Sincerity

Humility

Instead I got lunacy

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

I wish I could fit myself in my pocket

And tie myself to a rocket

And send myself to outer space

I wish I had a different face

I wish I had one good reason why

I should stay

How'd I get myself

Into this place?

[Chorus:]

I wish my life was a little less seedy

Why am I always so greedy?

Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy

I know I never will

I know I never will

I wish my life was not so boring

Every weekend fall to the flooring

Don't get me started on Monday morning

It would be overkill

It would be overkill

I wish I had one good reason why

I should stay

How'd I get myself

(How'd I get myself)

Into this place?

I wish I could apologize

Be dignified

Wish I could look you in the eye

And tell you that I never lied

I wish that I could stop the cries

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

Don't wake me up today

Under my duvet's

Where I wanna stay

Don't wanna come out to play

Doesn't matter what you say, anyway, anyway

[Chorus]

Oh, I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes

Another programme on antiques on the TV set

Wish I had blonde hair

Wish I had green eyes

So many things about myself that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things about my life that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things that I despise

Blank Expression

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"Blank Expression"

Snow is falling all around

Seven o'clock and the roads are blocked

So i walk downtown

There's no one else around

I look in the bar and immediately

I sense daydream

Look at me girl as if i was some kind of

A total stranger

Where did you get that

Blank expression on your face

Where did you get that

Blank expression on your face

The streets are dark

And there's no one about

I wander home

And all the lights are out

I keep wondering

Where did you get that

Blank expression on your face

Where did you get that

Blank expression on your face

Where did you get that

Blank expression on your face

Where did you get that

Blank expression on your face

Nan You're A Window Shopper - LYRICS

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"Nan You're A Window Shopper"

The bottom feels so much better than the top!

So much better.

[Chorus:]

Nan you're a window shopper,

taking a look but you never buy.

Nan you're a window shopper,

You won't pick it up if its over a fiver.

Nan you're a window shopper,

get on the bus coz you still can't drive.

Nan you're a window shopper,

mad as fuck only just alive.

Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,

you fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you cant see,

It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20

and I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.

I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label,

you done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April.

And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,

you're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils,

Your heading down the Bowls Club,

have another orange squash.

Balls are rollin rollin rollin.

You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were,

your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.

[Chorus]

You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension,

and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession.

So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up,

and even if they smile at you, you think its a stick-up.

You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,

your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?

Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,

and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.

You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,

yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.

At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,

its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.

[Chorus]

Alfie

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"Alfie"

Ooooo deary me,

My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,

I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three

He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.

I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,

I can't even see him cos the room is so smoky,

Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,

My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

[Chorus]

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,

So please can you stop pulling my hair.

Now, now there's no need to swear,

Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,

I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away

You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.

Get off your lazy arse,

Alfie please use your brain

Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,

I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,

Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,

When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,

I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.

It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,

And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

[Chorus]

Please don't despair

Please don't despair

Mon frere

Friend Of Mine

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"Friend Of Mine"

I don't want us to have a fight,

But in the background I can hear you chatting shit,

I hear it every night.

And you think you're being really cool,

You've been doing it since we were both at school,

Now who looks like a fool.

[Chorus]

You're no friend of mine girl

And I've known it for a while girl,

You're just a waste of time girl

Why don't you have another line girl.

Hook

Tell me what did you expect?

Have you got no self respect?

Reputation to protect?

Soon you'll be a nervous wreck.

[x2]

What happened to the good old days?

I was kinda hoping this was all a stupid phase

Who are you anyway?

I know you've heard this all before

I know some people who are calling you a whore

Don't know you anymore

[Chorus]

You're no friend of mine girl

And I've known it for a while girl,

You're just a waste of time girl

Why don't you have another line girl.

Hook

Tell me what did you expect?

Have you got no self respect?

Reputation to protect?

Soon you'll be a nervous wreck.

[x4]

Littlest Things - LYRICS

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"Littlest Things"

Sometimes I find myself sittin' back and reminiscing

Especially when I have to watch other people kissin'

And I remember when you started callin' me your miss's

All the play fightin', all the flirtatious disses

I'd tell you sad stories about my childhood

I don't why I trusted you but I knew that I could

We'd spend the whole weekend lying in our own dirt

I was just so happy in your boxers and your t-shirt

[Chorus]

Dreams, Dreams

Of when we had just started things

Dreams of you and me

It seems, It seems

That I can't shake those memories

I wonder if you have the same dreams too.

The littlest things that take me there

I know it sounds lame but its so true

I know its not right, but it seems unfair

That the things are reminding me of you

Sometimes I wish we could just pretend

Even if only for one weekend

So come on, Tell me

Is this the end?

Drinkin' tea in bed

Watching DVD's

When I discovered all your dirty grotty magazines

You take me out shopping and all we'd buy is trainers

As if we ever needed anything to entertain us

the first time that you introduced me to your friends

and you could tell I was nervous, so you held my hand

when I was feeling down, you made that face you do

There's no one in the world that could replace you

[Chorus]

Dreams, Dreams

Of when we had just started things

Dreams of me and you

It seems, It seems

That I can't shake those memories

I wonder if you feel the same way too

The littlest things that take me there

I know it sounds lame but its so true

I know its not right, but it seems unfair

That the things reminding me of you

Sometimes I wish we could just pretend

Even if only for one weekend

So come on, Tell me

Is this the end?

Shame For You - LYRICS

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"Shame For You"

I've been thinking that you've crossed the line,

if you disappeared that would be just fine,

'cause you waste my time and waste my money

and you're not too cool and not too funny!

Spreading your seed all over the town

getting too greedy and messing around:

Oh my gosh you must be joking me

if you think that you'll be poking me.

Don't take me on no, no

Don't take me on no, no

Don't take me on

Shattered the lie but you think I don't already know,

Don't try to deny 'cause my fuse is ready to blow

Its your turn to learn I think that you know where to go

It's a shame, shame, shame for you

Please don't come around and knock on my door

'cause I don't want to have to pick you up of the floor,

when you ask if we can still be lovers,

I'll have to introduce my brothers,

Think that they could teach you a lesson or two,

By the time they've finished you'll be black and blue

You'll be crying like a baby,

A sea of tears they'll call the navy in.

Don't take me on no, no

Don't take me on no, no

Don't take me on

Shattered the lie but you think I don't already know,

Don't try to deny 'cause my fuse is ready to blow

It's your turn to learn I think that you know where to go

It's a shame shame shame for you

Don't take me on no, no

Don't take me on no, no

Don't take me on

Shattered the lie but you think I don't already know,

Don't try to deny 'cause my fuse is ready to blow

It's your turn to learn but I think that you know where to go

It's a shame shame shame for you

[Thanks to Dee for correcting these lyrics]

Friday Night - LYRICS

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"Friday Night"

Ooooooooooo

Ooooooooooo

Friday night last orders at the pub,

Get in the car and drive to the club,

There's a massive crowd outside so we get in to the queue

It's quarter past 11 now we won't get in till quarter to two.

It's quarter to and we get to the front,

Girl on a guest list dressed like a c***

She asked security to check inside my shoes,

You can play this game with me but you know you're gonna lose.

[Hook]

Looked me up and down,

I don't make a sound,

There's a lesson that I want you to learn,

If you're gonna play with fire then you're gonna get burned,

[Chorus]

Don't try and test me cos you'll get reaction,

Another drink and I'm ready for action,

I don't know who you think you are,

But making people scared wont get you very far.

Ooooooooooooo

Ooooooooooooo

In the club make our way to the bar,

Good dancing love but you should of worn a bra.

Guy on the mike and he's making too much noise,

There's these girls in the corner wanting attention from the boys.

I see these girls and they're shouting through the crowd,

Don't understand why they're being really loud.

They make their way over to me,

They try to push me out the way,

I'll push her back, she looks at me and says,

What you tryna say?

[Hook]

[Chorus x2]

Oooooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooo

Not Big - LYRICS

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"Not Big"

Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,

What do you want some kind of reaction?

Well, OK, that's fine,

Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you never made me cum?

In the year and a half that we spent together,

Yeah, I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,

Well I'm afraid I lied,

I'd be lying next to you, you next to me,

All the while I was high as a kite.

I could see it in your face as you break it to me gentle,

Yeah, you really must think you're great,

Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,

When I work my way through your mates.

[Chorus:]

I never wanted it to end up this way,

You've only got yourself to blame,

I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now

And that you're small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,

Well, you're out of luck.

Yeah, let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up,

You know what it should've ended there,

That's when I should've shown you the door.

As if that weren't enough to deal with,

You became premature.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,

But you left me in such a state.

But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,

Gonna reciprocate.

[Chorus:]

You're not big, you're not clever,

No, you ain't a big brother

Not big what so ever.

Ah [etc.]

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,

But you left me in such a state.

But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,

I'm gonna reciprocate.

You're not big, you're not clever,

No, you ain't a big brother

Not big what so ever

You're not big, you're not clever,

Not big what so ever

No, you ain't a big brother [x2]

Everything's Just Wonderful

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"Everything's Just Wonderful"

Do you think, everything, everyone, is going mental,

It seems to me that it's spiraling outta control and it's inevitable,

Now don't you think,

This time is yours, this time is mine,

It's temperamental,

It seems to me, we're on all fours,

Crawling on our knees,

Someone help us please

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,

Do I feel alright? No not slightly,

I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it,

It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage,

Well it's very funny cos I got your fucking money,

And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit

Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,

I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

[Chorus]

Oh yes, I'm fine,

Everything's just wonderful,

I'm having the time of my life.

Don't you want something else,

Something new, than what we've got here,

And don't you feel it's all the same,

Some sick game and it's not insincere,

I wish I could change the ways of the world,

Make it a nice place

Until that day, I guess we stay,

Doing what we do

Screwing who we screw

Why can't I sleep at night,

Don't say it's gonna be alright,

I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise,

and not feel bad about it for days and days and days.

In the magazines they talk about weight loss,

If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss,

Oh no it's not the life I chose,

But I guess that's the way that things go,

[Chorus x2]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [etc.]

Oh Jesus Christ almighty,

Do I feel alright? No not slightly,

I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it,

It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage,

Well it's very funny cos I got your fucking money,

And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit

Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble,

I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

[Chorus x2]

LDN

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"LDN"

Riding through the city on my bike all day

Cause the filth took away my license

It doesn't get me down and I feel OK

Cause the sights that I'm seeing are priceless

Everything seems to look as it should

But I wonder what goes on behind doors

A fella looking dapper, but he's sitting with a slapper

Then I see it's a pimp and his crack whore

You might laugh you might frown

Walkin' round London town

[Chorus]

Sun is in the sky oh why oh why ?

Would I wanna be anywhere else

Sun is in the sky oh why oh why ?

Would I wanna be anywhere else

When you look with your eyes

Everything seems nice

But if you look twice

you can see it's all lies

There was a little old lady, who was walking down the road

She was struggling with bags from Tesco

There were people from the city having lunch in the park

I believe that it's called al fresco

Then a kid came along to offer a hand

But before she had time to accept it

hits her over the head, doesn't care if she's dead

Cause he's got all her jewelery and wallet

You might laugh you might frown

walking round London town

[Chorus]

Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?

Would I wanna be anywhere else

Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?

Would I wanna be anywhere else

When you look with your eyes

Everything seems nice

But if you look twice

you can see it's all lies

Life, yeah that's city life, yeah that's city life, yeah that's city life

Life, yeah that's city life, yeah that's city life, yeah that's city life

[Chorus x2]

Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?

Would I wanna be anywhere else

Sun is in the sky oh why oh why?

Would I wanna be anywhere else

[x2]

When you look with your eyes

Everything seems nice

But if you look twice

You can see it's all lies